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10 June 2008 @ 08:55 pm
ok, after a short-term hiatus (i say short-term b/c this journal has been around for over 6 years, so a month or so is not a long time to not write), i'm back. and i will be updating this instead of the website. yay laziness. i mean, it's just easier. and i totally don't have enough time on my hands to do something that involves a lot. right.
 
 
11 April 2008 @ 12:31 pm
    I needed to post for a second.


WHAAAAAT THE FUUUUUUCK?????

I just got off the phone with Kevin. So the weekend Kyle was visiting, I had only known Brad for like a week. And we were not even together. Well we never were. But at that point I was annoyed he tried to tell me not to let Kyle sleep in my bed. Anywho, all of us went downtown to meet up with Kevin and Justin. Apparently Brad went up to Justin and was like, "I know Lauren likes you a lot but you need to stay the fuck away from her. I have a black belt. I will kick your ass." Now, at first I didn't think it was true. But there is no way in hell that Kevin would know Brad had a black belt unless he actually said that to Justin.


WHO ARE YOU???


Brad is so fucking sketchy and scary. It's ridiculous. He threatened my friends?? And also, I don't even LIKE Justin!! Where the hell did he get that info from?? The funny part is that KEVIN is the guy I had hooked up with before. Nice job, Brad. At least threaten the right guy next time.... Or, you know, threaten NO ONE. That'd be great. OkTksBye.
 
 
28 March 2008 @ 02:22 am
there's a chance I might be done with the journal. not sure yet. but it's b/c i stared a legit web page. (oh, who am i kidding. i will be updating this still too)

http://web.mac.com/ultimatelao

check it out
PLEASE write for my guest blog!!!!
contact me if you have an interest. you can write about ANYTHING
 
 
13 March 2008 @ 02:23 am
Girl: "Help me find something online. I need a statistic. What is the average length of time a typical bj lasts?"
Boy: "What the hell HOD class are you taking senior year? Or is this a private elective?"

5 minutes later

Boy: "Won't the McGill lobby have the best answer?"


Boy: "A lot of girls I talked to only like 10-15 minutes of foreplay. I like to give an hour. If time permits."
 
 
06 March 2008 @ 05:15 am
pics or it didn't happen.


this was my chris kirkpatrick look-alike. and he's canadian. *sigh*

Photobucket


 
 
 
06 March 2008 @ 04:04 am
 
 
28 February 2008 @ 02:48 pm
CHECK OUT MY WEB PAGE
 
 
28 February 2008 @ 11:53 am
Pulled yet another all-nighter. Kyle left Nashville yesterday. He was here from Saturday until Wednesday. Which means I didn't get much work done. I mean, it was totally worth it because we had a really good time. I still need to talk about Utah too. Oh, and I leave for Cancun tomorrow morning, 8am flight. And then Delaware. But I have a huge exam in an hour. Fuck you, accounting.

So much to get done, so little time. So many pics from this weekend. Honestly, I have approx 150 (from 3 diff cameras and 2 different nights).


I need a job in DC. Please recommend things. Haley and I are moving there together post graduation.

JW sent me an email 2 days ago. TOTALLY threw me off-guard. Um, bitch hasn't spoken to me in months. He also texted to say his phone had broken. Hmmmmm. Right. But he's so cute. Haha, oh damn.


I created a political cartoon for our school progressive paper, Orbis. It was a full page comic published in color plus it got a front page teaser. I'm sooo proud :) I'm going to post it to my website as well.



I'm kind of some-what slightly perhaps going on dates with this guy named Brad. Um. That name officially upsets me. I really can't deal with that. Like, we gave him the nickname TF. But still.... I hear Brad. And my upchuck reflexes just go out of control.


Speaking of which, do you know what happens when you try to pull an all-nighter by consuming 3 bottles of 5 hour energy drinks in a short amount of time? You get sick and puke. Kind of counter-productive.


Oh, it's my 22nd birthday today. It's kind of sad; I keep forgetting about it.




Tks to everyone who wished me a happy b-day
 
 
Current Location: my room
Current Music: Buckcherry- Sorry
 
 
12 February 2008 @ 03:22 am
Greetings from Nashville. I just got back from an awesome mini vacation in Utah. I hope to sit down tomorrow and write out a nice entry about the trip. Plus I'll add the link for the pics.